Dear Friends and Family (except my Mom, because she kinda likes it),
I know it's hard to hear me when I'm walking along and the wind and passing trucks make giant whooshing noises into my Bluetooth. I know I don't always have all that much to say and that I'm basically looking for a walking buddy. I know.
I like walking, but it gets boring. And lonely.
But that's not your fault, nor your problem. I'll try to refrain more.