I just drove through rural South Jersey between the two schools at which I teach. (Man, I so want to write "which I teach at!"
Passed a field a minute or two back down the road. There were two large flocks of geese, facing toward each other, separated by about 15 yards. Every now and then one of the front-line geese would sort of shuffle its feet and shift around, but mostly they were just staring at each other.
I giggled out loud in the car when I was suddenly struck with what a very Sharks v. Jets moment it was.